you. me. our son. the meatloaf.
i saw omegle conversations posted and i just wanted to say - nothing beats this omegle conversation katharine and i had a few months ago... nothing. here goes:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hf
You: hf
Stranger: lolbot...?
You: lolbot...?!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nothin
You: luv u
Stranger: luv u toooooooo
You: aww, you've always been my favorite
You: (i really like what you're wearing)
You: :D
Stranger: :$
Stranger: im blushing
Stranger: Roger!!
You: YES!
You: i haven't seen you since the war!!!!
Stranger: but ive been there.. outside your windows
Stranger: with our son!
You: how is he?
Stranger: 9
Stranger: and fine
You: ah, i still feel bad about what i did...
You: but you know i didn't mean it
Stranger: i havnt told him yet
You: he never needs to know
Stranger: he thinks you died in a carcrash
You: well i did technically
You: but i needed to
Stranger: im wearing your clothes still
Stranger: every day
Stranger: every day.......
You: every day
You: every... day...
You: let's make love
Stranger: oh marcus, i couldnt... im in love with someone else
Stranger: its..
Stranger: its......
Stranger: our son.............
You: i'm in love with our son too, but i don't see why that should stop us...
You: i'm thinking group?
You: our old place?
You: by the well?
You: under that tree?
Stranger: but what about that dinner at my mothers place?
You: oh right, the dinner
You: FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Stranger: her meatloaf always got you going
You: I NEVER LIKED SHEILA ANYWAY
You: i'm sorry for the yelling
You: she gets me riled up
Stranger: thats okey
Stranger: i shouldnt have mentioned her...
Stranger: to be honest, i should have killed her
Stranger: a long time ago
You: like we talked about?
Stranger: just like we talked about
You: but you love that damn meatloaf too much
Stranger: i'll let u in on a secret
You: oh yeah
You: i love secrets
Stranger: ive been stacking up over the past 10 years
Stranger: ive got tons of meatloaf
Stranger: literally
Stranger: TONS
You: let's just do it and run away
You: you. me. our son. the meatloaf.
You: we can do it
Stranger: what about the meatloaf
You: i see a bright future...
You: the meatloaf comes
Stranger: <3
You: i'm thinking uruguay
You: it's really nice in the winter
Stranger: theres something i havnt told you about our son
You: what is it?
You: is he a hermaph?
You: will he satisfy us both?
Stranger: its too hard to go through
Stranger: *cries*
You: oh...
You: don't cry baby
You: how can you cry with all that beautiful meatloaf (that sweet sweet meatloaf) around you
You: and our bright future in uruguay ahead of us
You: and our hermaphrodite son pleasing us both?
Stranger: youre right lucas
Stranger: no more crying
Stranger: ill only think forward
You: oh rebecca
You: i know exactly what to say
You: i'll pound those tears right out of you
Stranger: NO
Stranger: save those
You: oh!
Stranger: they go great with the meatloaf
You: you're right
You: god you're right
You: chelsea, you know what's best
Stranger: no, you do
Stranger: my little puddin pot
You: meet tomorrow at noon?
Stranger: ill be waiting by the green house with yellow windows and a big red front door
You: will you be wearing that dress, with the shoulder pads?
You: i'll be wearing mine
Stranger: no, ill still be wearing the clothes you left before the war
Stranger: brown pants
Stranger: only
You: they weren't really brown - i shit those pants
You: but i cant wait to smell them on you
You: will you be wearing the cufflinks?
Stranger: they've been on our son for the last 7 years actually
Stranger: and ive lost the key
Stranger: 8 years ago
You: i'm into it
Stranger: me too
You: maryann, you mean the world to me
Stranger: oh abraham
You: i'm so glad i could find you after all these years
Stranger: isnt the internet great?
You: HELL YES
You: that was amazing
Stranger: but whatever you do, stay of www.cufflinkedhermaphrodite.com
You: i came 12 times during that
You: i'll try
You: but i can't make any promises
Stranger: you have to promise me thomas!!
You: i promise! i promise abigail!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: that means alot
You: alright, i'll love you always and forever, you have my heart and my pants
You: see you tomorrow at noon - sharp
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: at noon - shark
You: no, at noon... squid
You: goodnight my love
Stranger: goodnight loved one
You have disconnected.
Dec 3rd